The End

Scene 11

Sequence 1

End

Directed by

Written by- bikash jha

Produced by-

(and scene comes back to a crappy apartment, a very dirty and old room, a table fan spin, there’s a gasoline wala-stove, there’s a script section, where different production houses names are written and ‘to send’ is written, like in Raj shri section- there are scripts like- jai maa santoshi, maa ki mahima, shrawan kumar.

In bhatt production- jism ka bhookh, yaun anubhav, aab bardasht nahi hota and so on, bhojpuri music plays on background, screen writes muzzafarpur, bihar, then a cell phone, buzzes, its in charging, wrapped by rubber and threads to hold it together, there are 4,5 fat guy sleeping, writer struggles to come out of the pile of human, and finally he picks up the phone)

-hello

- hello, tumne script bheja tha

- maine bahut jagah script bheji hai

_garam koffee, kitni jagah bheji hai

-Ekta mam

Ekta- haan, i liked your script, mein tum se milna chahti hoon

Writer- ha, ha , ha very funny, nahi script pasand hai to mere account me paise transfer karo, face to face mein kabhi nahi milunga, i am not that stupid

Ekta- par, tum ek baat toh bhul hi gaye

Writer- woh kya

Ekta- tumhara phone ka GPS

(all of sudden, writer face expression changes, he feel something in his head, then a bullet comes out of his fore-head, scene goes in reverse, and bullet travel back to mumbai, from muzzafarpur bihar, through jalebi holes, and chai cups, with a train to mumbai, screen writes,-finnaly a bullet train in india, and all this time, a rocking music plays, and dialogue which are almost synced with it, from ekta)

Meine Karodo housewives ko hobby di, jisme se ek toh teri apni mummy bhi thi

Meine hazaro loosers ko kaam diya

Papa ne naam kamaya tha, par surname meine kamayi hai

Meine TV scene change kardi

Meine india ko change kardiya

If not for me tum abhi bhi Dur darshan pe krishi darshan dekh rahe hote

Aur bacchu

(bullet travel back in gun, ekta take her eyes off the lense to say)- Mujh se panga.

(rest of the credit rolls)

The end.