Garam Koffee
Be careful darling, coffee garam hai.
Guests
Soni kapoor and kanika padukone
Taliyah bhatt
Satvik lotion
Superstar dhananjay
Sallu bhai
Anjay dev gun
Abhi sheikh bach pan and sarah khan
Ruk ruk khan
and
Kacchay kumar
(Blank screen-only a heavy voice can be heard, everything he says is written on-screen)
Debiyo aur sajjano, Aap jis chitrahaar ke darshan karne jaa rahe hai,aur iss chitrahaar ki katha jin patra,jin byaktiyo pe adharit hai(cough ahem), pramukh baat to yeh hai, debiyo aur sajjano, ki yeh katha jo hai, woh kisi bhi jibit ya mrit byakti se koi sambhandha nai rakhti,agar kisi ke jiban se kuch mel khati hai to wah kebal ek sanyog hai, par debiyo aur sajjano manlijiye jo hai ki, agar koi sambandha hai, hai toh nahi, par manlijiye agar hoti, agar hoti toh yeh katha jin byaktiyo pe adharit hai,jin patro ki kissa sunati hai,jin me se ek to swayam mere apne saputra bhi hain-ha ha(laughs himself) arrey bhai yeh kuch jyada hi ho gaya, toh mere apane putra jo hain, haan yeh samajh lijiye ki woh bhi hain.Samajhiyie kya woh bhi hain, toh debiyo aur sajjano yeh log apane me, apne mitro ke bich, apane jamaghato me,apane bishrama-ashthal par,apane karma-sthal par,apane bidyalaya mein,debalaya mein,himalaya mein, aur to aur apane swachalaya mein bhi, hindi ka ishtamal na ke barabar hi karte hain, shivay.. jab inhe gali deni ho.
Par aapko utni angrezi toh ghanta samajh mein aayegi..
Haha haieeen, Toh(cough,ahem) aapki subidaha ko madhye nazar rakhte huye, yeh chitrahaar debiyo aur sajjano hindi me hogi.
Toh aab aap sukun se,chain se,bade aaram se apani bhutte ki bhunna jisse namak bali makhan ke saath badi hi pyaar se lajij aur utakrishta tarike se banayi gayi hai ka majja le, Aur mein bijay dina nath chauhan, Baap ka naam dina nath chauhan,maa ka naam kamla devi haaien,
Sorry, I went a bit off track there.
Arrey, suru karo bhai, panchakoti…
Oops, I did it again.
(Screen writes) -Amitab bach pan
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