Taliyah bhatt

Scene 3

Sequence 1

(screen writes Taliyah bhatt)

( A messed up bedroom, lots of school text books, dresses and celeb boys posters)

(A 15 year old kid wakes up, take shower, brushes her teeth, etc, comes downstairs where kalpesh bhatt is talking to journalist)

_yeh film, yeh film, meri ruh, meri saans, meri jazba,mere jazbaat , mujh se inspired hai, yeh meri kahani hai.(itches his body)

Journalist-sir mein iss week ki holywood release cartoon film ki baat kar raha tha,

Kalpesh bhatt- Mein bhi ussi ki baat kar raha tha beta(touches journlist face akwardly all over)mein bhi usi ka baat kar raha tha

(taliyah bhatt walk by the dining table they are talking )

Kalpesh bhatt- beta, idhar aao

Taliyah- han papa

Kalpesh-Kaha ja rahi ho

Taliyah-library

(both kalpesh and journalist are shocked and there is an akward silence)

Kalpesh- suno, yeh universe kya hain, kya hain yeh universe(taliyah slowly takes out her ear piece and put it in her ear,hidden by her hair and half hour and 7 songs later,when taliyah finally takes out the headphone)

Aur aise bante hain Gobi ki parathe

Taliyah-ok papa, ab mein jaun

Kalpesh bhatt- haan beta, aur tum....

(the journalist is asleep)

Sequence 2

(Garam’s set)

(set is still being prepared, that’s when Garam meet taliyah)

-AAAAAAhhhhh..

-AAAAAAhhhhh..

(they both jump and scream together in excitement)

Taliyah-Finally, kitna time liya aapne, mein nahi bolti jao

Garam- nahi bologi to interview kaise dogi(AAAAAAhhhhh....They both do it again)

Garam- omg, i am so excited for you, jao jake radha dress me change karke aao

Sequence 3

(Director says action, and garam and their chiseled back up dancers are on stage, Garam is in suit,with an unusual combo of duppata over it sitting on the floor, couch have been removed for a while, after a second or so music comes into play)

“Inhi logo ne”(this line comes from the old song, music changes into up beat remix)

“Inhi logo ne”(repeat in rocking remix tone)

“inhi logo ne hai china duppata mera”

(Audience gives huge cheers and hoots)

(track suddenly changes too)

“ho radha teri chunri”

(and taliyah joins them, in radha’s dress)

(After the song is over and background dancers leave, garam throw his duppata on sound engineer guy, and show a tiger claw and “i will eat you” expression, audience hoots, sound guy is embarrased)

Garam- you know her,(audience hoots again)- yess thats what i am talking about. Taliyah bhatt

(Taliyah smiles and blow kisses, then they take their respective seats)

(taliyah goes for cofee, and garam says- be careful darling, And before garam could finish the line, Audience and Taliyah together-Cofee Garam hai.,audience cheers)

(After all cheering and clapping is done)

Garam- iss se pehle ki hum show ke saath aage badhe, i have an announcement, taliyaah is featured in new Yo yo money singh video,(audience hoots) wait which we are showing exclusively on our show for the first time(audience cheers and claps goes louder,Taliyah shys)

(on screen, the music video plays)

(“blue eyes low tides”-A sardar ji sing)

(then taliyah and another kid her age appear on the screen in school uniform, licking ice cream cone)

(yo-yo money singh walk up to taliyah_

“meri aankhon mein dekh jab mein baat karta hoon”(Taliyah is intimidated, she has braces on her teeth)

“mein woh launda nahi hoon jo tere saath padhata hoon”

Music stops,Just screams-Mein uss launde ka baap hoon,

_Mummaa(taliyah cries, scared her braces are the highlights, cone still in her hand)

“Ice-cream truck laya hu,tujhe pick karne”

Screams again-tu chalegi ki nahi chalegi, chalegi ki nahi,

Mummaaa-she screams again.

(video stops, audience claps and cheers)

Garam- wow, taliyah(claps gayily) what a work

Taliyah- thank you, uncle(happy)

Garam- taliyah, you know i love you, beta

Taliyah- i do

Garam-Par mujhe dukh iss baat ka hai ki kuch log tumhare IQ ka majak urate hain.

Taliyah-I dont mind them uncle, they are na all loosers(she says childishly,audience claps) i dont care

Garam- par me chahta hoon ki aap unhe dikhao ki aap kitni smart ho

Taliyah- Thik hai uncle(rise from her seat)

“twinkle twinkle”-(sound like johnny johnny)

“little star”

“eating sugar”

“no papa”

“open your mouth”

“ha ha ha”

(audience cheers and claps, garam has tears of pride in his eyes)

Taliyah- ruko, aur aur

2*2=4

2*4=8

2*8=16

2*16=32

(after a while)

And100 yeah..

(audience claps, and hoot loudly, garam wipe tears off his eyes, he pulls her both cheeks)

-Cho Cho chweet

(they both come back to their respective seat)

Garam(after cheering fades)- par, beta sare log industry mein acche nahi hain right 

Taliyah- nahi, uncle kuch log gande hain, bahut, bahut gande 

Garam-dosto, aaj mein aur taliyah ek aisi cheej ki baat karne ja rahe hain,jo sayad aapko comfortable naa lage par yeh sach hai, ji haan mein baat kar raha hoon lesbian casting couch ki

(audience gasps, taliyah is looking at her feet, she have tears in her eyes)

Garam- Taliyah, whenever you are ready please share with us tumhare saath kya huwa tha

Taliyah(wipes off her tears, garam bend forward and hold her hands)- You know, jab mujhe papa ne kaha mein tumhe launch nahi karungi tum bahut young ho, toh i started knocking on doors of different production houses

Garam-hmm..

Taliyah-and you know, garam uncle sab log aap ki tarah acche nahi hote

(A male model in audience, with V neck tshirt,his bite marks on shoulder is clearly visible makes a face)

Garam- Tell us darling, kya huwa tha

Taliyah- mein kisi ke pass gayi thi, toh woh baatein ghuma kar karne lagi, like you know, aise thorhi na hota hain, open hona parta hai, darling be open na, be sexy na,aur woh like mujhe kahin bhi touch karne lagi, aur itni paas bethi thi, aur itne vulgar(sobs louder) itni vulgarly behave kar rahi thi

(Garam has tears in his eyes again,as well as lots of audience)

Garam- oh my god, kaun tha?

Taliyah- Ek thi

Garam- Ekta

(scene breaks into pieces)

Sequence 4

(Ek thi is tearing apart the script, she looks mad, her hair all on her face)

_mar dungi, mein mardungi, khud ko kya samajhta hai, himmat kaise hui aisi behudi script likhne ki, upar se mujhe,mujhe send karta hai, sala chu***, i will kill that bastard,

(tushar enters)

Tushar-aaa oao aao(in caption- didi calm down)

Ek thi- rubbish, absolutely rubbish

(After a pause,- email kiya tha, print me another copy)

Tushar- aao oao aa(in caption –are you sure)

Ek thi- jitna gussa aayega, utna hi revenge mein majja bhi.

End of the scene 3