Soni kapoor and kanika padukone

Scene 2

Sequence 1

(Screen writes-Soni kapoor and kanika padukone)

(A crew seems to be in work, installing lights, trolleys, etc, soon audience start to enter with a pass hanging around their neck, an usher shows them seats, soon set is set, a luxurious red couch can be seen in center of the stage, there’s a stair in the corner of the set)

(after a while director says-rolling, lights, camera and action, a hairy gay man enters in multicolor robe down stairs, Audience cheers and claps, as he steps down, step would lit up, jazz music plays, Shirtless well chiseled back ground dancers joins him, on stage)

Click,

Music plays- “Bass yahi apradh”,-jazz remix version

                        “har baar karte hain”

                        “aadmi hain, aadmi se”

                        “pyar karte hain”

                         

-C’mon, audience sing with me-says the gay man, in his gayest voice, and attitude possible, audience stood, claps with beat and sing along from the top, while the man and his troupe dances-

                        “bass yahi apradh”

                        “har   baar karte hain”

                        “aadmi hain, aadmi se”

                       “pyaar karte hain”

Then guitar strum comes into play, Dhandang, and all lights are off, Audience gives a big hoot,

After a second or so, a spot light comes into play, gay guy goes solo, his costume drastically changed to a black suit,

Music is switched to rock-

                           “ woh samje gayyyy..........(in rock voice)

He stretches the gay part well.

                          “nahi hamari  armano kooo....

                         “ Hamari aarzoo,(points out to different sexy guys in audience and crew  as goes on, light has been back on)

                            “hamari, rahil, sahil, taufeek ,kuldeep, chandra-nayan, Rohan(audience hoots and claps with each name, some guys blow him flying kisses, one guy’s girlfriend gets mad and hit him, and jumps on him WrestleMania style)

Song continue-

“mohan, sohan, chandan, sohail, arwaaz, salman

Hamari jazbatoo kooo...”(he gets on his knees for the big finish, audience cheers, he goes for high scale, drum rolls)

(audience hoots and claps big time, even the guy who just got beaten cheers him with his black eye, and broken tooth,smiling)

-Hi, dosto(says the gay man in super-duper gay way, still out of the breath, from his rocking performance)

-Hi, garam(replies his young well-dressed audience, almost together)

Garam(after a pause)- Kalmuhiyo, mera naam kyun liya, aab khud ko introduce karne ka kya point hai,(audience giggles), anyway i will still do it, Dosto hi,(to the camera) mein hoon garam johar the super cool, super fabulous director, actor and multi-talented TV host, Aur aap dekh rahe hain, NesKoffee presents Garam Koffee with garam

(music plays-na, na na na na)

(audience cheers and claps)

Aur aaj hamare show pe aa rahi hain, ek nahi balki do, do aisi adakara jo hamare desh ki youth ke dilo pe raaj karti hai, toh jordar taaliyon se swagat kijiye pehle to kanika padukone ka....

(Kanika Enters, music plays, “ankhon mein teri ajab si, ajab si...”, audience cheers and claps)

(garam and kanika hugs and fake kiss, rub cheeks, and kanika have bruises on her both cheeks from garam’s rough beard)

-Aur,aur abhi banki hai,(looks directly at a guy’s crotch)

Fashion icon, india’s answer to lady raga, soni kapoor

(music plays, lady gaga’s bad romance initial parts,”ra ra ra ra, ga ga ga ga”, soni kapoor enters in an outrageous dress, she can’t see or walk properly, Garam quickly reach up to her and guide her to center of the stage, then greet her in same way he greeted kanika, soni have same bruises on her cheeks, they take their respective seats)

(kanika reach for her coffee, that’s when garam says-

Be careful darling, coffee Garam hai .(audience laugh and cheers)

So how are you two girls doing?

Soni-(high pitch) Yeah.....,i m like so excited to be here(weird accent)like,i used to like, watch this show like all the time,(look at kanika)

Kanika-Hmmm.....(sipping her coffee, nods her head in agreement)

Soni-like, this is like my all time fav show

(audience cheers and claps)

Garam-(to kanika) and you, you naughty girl(show hand gesture of tickling) how are you,tum kaisi ho, kya ho raha hai tumhari life mein?

Kanika(with a smile)- mein thik hai,(slow hindi) abhi kuch naya picture sign kiya, kuch AD shoot kiya, Aur naye dost banaye (hold soni’s hand, and show to audience) toh bahut accha hai,

(audience cheers and claps)

Soni-Yeah girl, c’mon give me some love (kiss her cheek)

Garam-you know, chalo tum kehti ho toh maan lete hain, par industry mein kuch log kehte hain ki do larkiyaan kabhi dost nahi ho saktein

Soni-Yeah,who are these loosers, kaun hai yeh log jo aise kuch bhi nonsense bolte hain?(garam expression changes to hurt)I and kanika(hold hands again) are such great friends.

(Audience claps)

Garam- par yeh kab huwa, tum dono dost kaise bani?

(and cut to a flashback)

Sequence 2

(in a Jacuzzi, both soni and kanika are submerged, in bathing suits, kanika head is on soni shoulder, she is crying while soni strokes her hair)

-I don’t kno..(sobs), kyun mein ek hi galti, baar baar repeat karti hoon..(sobs)

Soni- oh,poor baby calm down, there are like so many fish in the ocean, abhi aise like kitne aayenge aur kitne jayenge

Kanika-muje nahi pata thi aaj tum nahi aati toh mein kya karti, you are such a good friend(sobs)

Soni(wipes her tear)- aur mujhe nahi pata tha pintoo itna gira huwa niklega, i mean kaam wali bai ke saath, chi..

Kanika-(sobs louder)woh bhi bawariya wali dance steps  repeat kar rahi thi, i swear i never date a tharki again

Soni-shhhh....,calm down(keep stroking her hair,then she intentionally slips her hand on her bare shoulder and enjoy stroking her dark and flawless skin) 

(A women in white sari enters,-Mam, massage ready hai..)

(A romantic song comes into play)

Sequence 3

(As soni and kanika, both lay on massage table side by side, soni is staring at kanika bare back as kanika’s masseuse pushes the towel further and further down, in order to massage her, Soni’s masseuse an older woman notices her mischief and she grab and twist her ear, and warn her pointing finger at her,soni grab her own ear in order to express she is sorry)

Sequence 4

(the romantic song continues)

(They are both packing a car’s trunk, with their stuffs, highlight is kanika’s badminton racket, few feet behind their car is another black car, with two large black security men standing in black suits, and a ear piece, in tongue action with each other, kanika find it weird)

Sequence 5

(song still plays)

(Soni, with huge spectacles is driving while kanika is asleep on front row passenger seat, on a beautiful hill station road,But soni keeps looking at road and kanika’s gracious dark complexe face back and forth, she looks beautiful with wind in her hair, suddenly kanika wakes up and soni quickly avert her eyes.

Sequence 6

(song still play)

(Kanika sees sheep in mountain side, and she request soni to stop, After a while, their car can be seen parked in a corner, security guys stands in attentive position, kanika is playing with sheep and lambs, soni have huge camera in her hand, which she is unintentionally holding on her crotch position, while jumping kanika top buttons pops and lots of her cleavage is in view, soni saw that and her eyes are fixated on that, at the same time, soni’s camera lens start to grow, like an erection, kanika continue jumping innocently, soni has lust on her face.

Soni takes lots of cute snaps of kanika with the following landscape, and lambs. Soni here with her huge spectacles and camera act as a hero in a song, while kanika is the beauty. Soni is in awe of her beauty and find it hard to hide her desires for her.

Sequence 7

(song still plays)

Location- a Tibetan theme restaurant on the hill station

(In living room of the restaurant lots of nepali/mongolian kids are playing around Kanika, while soni is staring at her from a corner of the room, with romance in her eyes, kanika will make kid jump for chocolates she  have, which is difficult as she is so tall, a nepali girl child shows hand gesture as in she like to be as tall as her when she grow up, kanika grab the kids nose and pull it playfully,its too much and too cute for soni so she walk to her, grab her and French kiss her, all the kid goes Ha, shocked and surprised, a plate of MOMO falls from a nepali grandma hand. Suddenly some nepali dude ask soni to get out the way, as he is carrying meat  for the kitchen, thats when soni realizes she was day-dreaming and everything is way it was.

(Outside the restaurant)

(Few nepali guys are eve-teasing a nepali girl, The black security men see that and start to eve-tease those boys)

Song ends.

Sequence 8

(after few days, kanika introduces soni to her new boy-friend Tharki singh pervert, and he is staring at the vegetable vendor women, while they talk)

Kanika- isn’t he cool?

Soni(sad and upset)- yeah, he is

(kanika hugs and kisses her) – Thank you, for everything, i never had a friend like you  

Soni- my pleasure (almost about to cry)

Kanika- see you later, bye,(to Pervert singh tharki)- chalo(pervert singh tharki suddenly break his fixation and wave soni bye)

Soni-Bye

(soni’s black guards walk to her and says in african accent)-Baby, koi baat nahi, samudre mein bahu...

Soni-oh, shut up (interfere soni in upset tone< suddenly a music comes into a play)

“ aa ji,oo ji, lo ji, suno ji,”

“karta hun jo, woh tum bhi karo ji”

(soni picks up her phone)-han, papa

Sequence 9

(Back to set)

(Audience claps and cheers)

(Garam claps gayily)- wow What a flashback, ok ,ok hamare paas kisi khaas guest ka khasam khas message hai

Soni-Oh, no

Kanika- i think we know, woh kaun hai

Garam-ok, please play the message, ladies and gentlemen, upcoming superstar pintoo

(Audience hoot, cheers and claps)

(plays on screen)

Pintoo- hi soni, hi kanika

(They both sarcastically smile)

(Screen writes soni)

Umm. Kya batau, woh bahut hi acchi co-star hai, uss bhi acchi dost hai-meow-(a girl make a noise, from out of focus of camera)-ek minute kat,abhi baat kar raha hu na(whisper pintoo, to that corner)

(Screen write Kanika)

Kanika, ke bare mein kya bolu, she is amazing, beautiful, talented ,gracious

(Screen writes relationship)

Yeah,it hurts ki nahi chala, par kya kar sakte hain nahi chala toh nahi chala,kismat mein nahi tha sayad,par we are adults aur hum is se adults ki tarah deal karenge

(screen writes message in the end)

Yeah,have fun,mere bare mein acchi achhi bateein karo,aur hug each other, and may be kiss each other and make out.

Kanika-wow,guy’s dirty fantasies

(soni is caught off-guard, as she was staring at her all this while)

-yeah, yeah like totally ,mujhe nahi pata men itne gande aur cheap fantasies kyun rakhte hain

(When soni says these line, scene goes to a crappy apartment where a fat, bald and a hairy man is writing these lines, synced with soni’s voice-aise gande fantasy kyun rakhte hain, he looks up to camera and raise his eyebrow, scene goes back to the set)

Garam- toh hum show ki aakhir mein aa chuke hain, aur aab bari hai coffee mug sign karne aur.....

Audience says it together- picture of the day ki

(All three of them pout their lips together, and take a selfie, and then they sign mugs, while credit rolls)

Sequence 10

Kanika and soni are walking together backstage, towards a door with Garam johar sign. Kanika knocks on door but as door is already slightly ajar, it open up by the force of her knock, and Tharki singh pervert and garam kohar is making out..

Tharki singh pervert-oh my god baby

(Kanika starts to run away,Tharki gets up from Garam’s lap, and tries to follow her, but as his pants are on his knee, he falls flat on his face,soni follow kanika)

Kanika, please ruko, please stop

(kanika doesnt care and keep walking fast)

Baby you know mein in kapro me tumhara picha nahi kar sakti, pleaseee

(kanika hears her pleas and stop)

Kanika(after soni reach her)- kyun mere saat hi aisa kyun hoti hain, mujhe hi hamesha chu*** kyun milti hai, kya ho gaya hain larko ko

Soni-(intense)May be you should try something else

(both are silent for long time)

Kanika(finnaly decides to speak,very low)- me ne notice kiya tumhari ghoorna, itna bhi stupid nahi hai mein, par..

Soni(puts a finger on her lips,both have eye contacts)-Ek baar sirf ek mauka do, aur tumne sare ranbiro ko nahi bhula diya toh kehna

“aa ji, oo ji, lo ji suno ji”

(soni cancel her father call, which ruined her big moment, and before she could look up again, kanika grabs her and french kiss.

End of the scene 2